You don’t have any friends; nobody likes you! 

~ Gollum

Instinct, rather than precision stabbing, is more about just random bludgeoning.

~ Simon Pegg

Great ideology creates great times.

~ Kim Jong Il

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

~ The Joker

I’m six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!

~ David Hasselhoff

A large part of acting is just pretending. You get to work with these other great make-believers, all making believe as hard as they can.

~ Jeff Bridges

Everyone has a plan ‘till they get punched in the mouth.

~ Mike Tyson

I’ve had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I’ve had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.

~ Prince William

I always look for a challenge and something that’s different.

~ Tom Cruise